The CString Bikini is This Summers Must Have Beach Wear (NSFW)

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June 20, 2013 12:30 PM by Smash

Screen shot 2013-06-19 at 10.12.19 PMTan lines? Who needs em?! Glam your clam with the hottest beachwear of the season: the CString bikini.

I really don’t understand how this works. Is there tape? Do you just clench your buttcheeks the entire time you wear one? Magic? Do they come in mens versions? Lots of questions I don’t have answers to.

But you know what the most disturbing part about this is? “Coming Soon!!!! Large Size!!!!” Why. Why do they need a large version. No one needs so see that. Seeing a large woman in a CString bikini could very well lead someone to suicide. Just off themselves right then and there. No turning back after seeing something like that. Might want to rethink that one CString…

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