People Not Picking Up Their Dog’s Shit Seems to Be the New Trend


May 15, 2013 2:01 PM by Smash

dog-poopAs it finally starts getting warmer, there is something I’ve come to notice around my apartment: people not picking up their dog’s shit. Every time I walk down my block I get a nice whiff of baked dog shit. It’s quite lovely. THERE’S SHIT EVERYWHERE!

I thought this went without saying. If you own a dog and it shits, pick it up. If it shit in your living room, would you leave it there? Didn’t think so. Not only is it gross, smells, and has the potential of getting on your shoes and tracking it across the city, but it attracts rats. You know what’s worse than dog shit everywhere? Rats eating dog shit everywhere. Fuck. That.

If you own a dog: pick up it’s shit when it’s done dropping heat. If you can’t do that, then you’re probably not capable of owning a dog. If I see one of you fucks let your dog shit and you don’t pick it up, I will toss it at you. It’s only fair. Or I’ll follow you home and personally and shit on your doorstep.

Sidenote – This is essentially what my neighborhood looks like:

One thought on “People Not Picking Up Their Dog’s Shit Seems to Be the New Trend

  1. rumpydog says:

    I’m with ya there, but I live in the southeastern US, where NOBODY EVER picks up their dog’s shit. Ever.

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