May 10, 2013 2:01 PM by Smash
Why use a regular, boring umbrella when you can use the invisible air umbrella? I know a lot of guys aren’t big umbrella fans, but this thing changes that. You’re essentially just walking about holding a stick like you’re a god damn wizard. Everyone else is getting wet and you’re walking under a shield no one can see.
“Oh but you can just use a regular umbrella and not use any energy.” Shut your mouth. Those are the words of someone who enjoys mediocrity. A regular umbrella will basically be the equivalent of wearing cargo shorts. Sure you can still do it, but you’ll look like a lunatic.
When the time comes, I WILL have one of these air umbrellas.