I’m Not Sure How “Gravity” Can be A Full Length Movie


May 10, 2013 9:00 AM by Smash

So they just released this teaser trailer for Gravity so naturally, I watch it. The first thing that came to mind was “how the fuck is this going to be a full length movie?” Then all I could think of was “this looks exactly like the movie Open Water except they’re in space.” Two people stuck in shark infested water, two people stuck in space. Essentially the same shit.

I’m not scientist but I don’t see how they could pull this off. They’re being pulled closer and closer to the earth (Gravity…not just a clever name) and it seems like they have a limited amount of oxygen and are possibly locked out of the space station. Pretty sure they’ll be burning up once they hit the atmosphere. Space exploration 101 right there folks.

You know what this movie is? It’s a catch it when it’s on HBO type movie. Oh wait, I only get Starz and all they play is Pirates of the Caribbean so nevermind. I’ll never see this movie.

3 thoughts on “I’m Not Sure How “Gravity” Can be A Full Length Movie

  1. Brendan says:

    Wait, you dont have Starz:? You’re poor

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