May 9, 2013 3:15 PM by Wade Blogs
Is there any other woman in Hollywood who you would not want as a model for your wife more than Julia Roberts? I recently came across a story how she isn’t going to her half-sister’s wedding because she doesn’t approve of her fiance. I looked at the first picture and fell on bended knee and prayed.
No I did not ask for world peace. Not for more money. I simply prayed to God for my future wife to age as gracefully and sexy as Julia Roberts. She makes ladies half her age look like shit. If America ever had a queen it would be Julia Roberts.
Ladies, if you think you will look like Julia Roberts in the decades to come of your life —contact me. I don’t have much to offer but I am a world class snuggler (amongst other things wink wink).
Julia, if you read this: I’m yours.