May 7, 2013 10:15 AM by Smash
Variety – After grossing more than $700 million at the worldwide box office, it seemed like a sure thing Paramount and Skydance would set up another installment of the “Mission: Impossible” franchise and they have now made it official with Tom Cruise signing on to star and produce the fifth movie in the series.
ANOTHER ONE?! I actually don’t care at all that there will be a fifth Mission Impossible movie. The only thing I care about is Tom Cruise still playing these tough guy roles. The guy is 5 foot 7 and is still playing characters that are bad ass. Why? I’m convinced just about any normal, relatively in shape guy can beat the shit out of him.
A couple weeks ago, College Humor looked into this whole Tom Cruise height thing. They like to make him look taller in movies but he’s still a short little bitch. See below:
Dude needs to get the hell out of here. Stick to the Jerry Maguire type shit.