May 7, 2013 3:15 PM by Wade Blogs
NY Post – New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie secretly underwent lap-band stomach surgery to aggressively slim down for the sake of his wife and kids, he revealed to The Post last night.
The Garden State governor agreed to the operation at the urging of family and friends after turning 50 last September.
He told The Post he was thinking of his four kids and how it was time to start improving his health when he decided to have the procedure.
“I’ve struggled with this issue for 20 years,” he said. “For me, this is about turning 50 and looking at my children and wanting to be there for them.”
He also insisted that, contrary to what observers may say, the effort to slim down was not motivated by thoughts of a presidential bid.
(Don’t worry. This isn’t a political post. We don’t take political sides, we equally hate everyone.)
This is exactly what is wrong with America, we take the easy way out. Don’t get me wrong I know some people just can’t lose weight no matter how hard they try. I’ve witnessed this and it’s a harrowing sight. But there are people who diet and exercise who lose wait but are LAZY. They then take the easy way out and get their stomach stapled or some shit. Dude lay off the Twinkies (I’m sure their comeback won’t help) and taylor ham sandwichs before you get out of bed every morning, that alone will allow you to lose some significant LBs.
Best part about this, he got the same surgeon as Rex Ryan. Newsflash…why the hell would you want to imitate someone who is a loser? Have you noticed the Jets have been AWFUL ever since he had that surgery? Gov. Christie may suffer the same fate.
Imagine if he is the POTUS? We would need to spend significant taxpayers money to expand the fleet of cars to fit his wide body into them.
Sidenote – Would you rather eat Gov. Christies underwear after a long day of campaigning in August in the Midwest heat or have to go back and take every final you ever took from high school & college?