There is No Chance Miley Cyrus is #1 on Maxim’s Hot 100 List


May 6, 2013 3:15 PM by Smash

Miley Cyrus shops on Saint Mark's PlaceCambio – Maxim hasn’t released their annual Hot 100 list, but according to Miley Cyrus, she snagged the number one spot!

Miley, who was battling a major case of boredom on Satuday, decided to join Instagram to entertain herself…and that’s where she shared the good news.

“My 1st Instagram is dedicated to all my fans ❤ thank you for crowning me #1Maxim Hot 100,” she wrote.

She also tweeted a picture of her sexy pic from the spread and captioned it “Didn’t know this was coming out yet! I’m so happy to be #1 onMaxims HOT 100! #myfanskickass #dreamsdocometrue”

I don’t believe this for a second. First of all, what does she even do anymore? Nothing, right? She also has that dumb haircut that is shorter than mine. And overall, she’s pretty average looking. Nothing special here. I’m not buying this one bit.

BJYsB1hCQAIie0f.jpg-largeThe only thing she’s got going for her right now is that she’s not Amanda Bynes. Sure, she looks pretty good there, but she’s also sporting a fucking comb-over look.

I’m saying it now. I think it’s bullshit. She may be on the list but I don’t think she’s taking the 1 spot.

One thought on “There is No Chance Miley Cyrus is #1 on Maxim’s Hot 100 List

  1. […] Put it in the books folks! It was only a couple of days ago I wrote about Miley Cyrus supposedly being picked number 1 for their Hot 100 List. Now it came out that they included Manti […]

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