May 2, 2013 11:30 AM by Smash
This is the first time I watched a video that was filmed vertically and wasn’t upset about it. Can’t say we needed to see his lower half.
I love this dude. Waking up, grabbing a quick shower (which obviously wasn’t quick, come on now), and immediately goes for the PBJ. Golden move. Fuck cereal, go for the real mccoy.
I have two issues here: the generic peanut butter and white bread. You have to be going with some JIF or Skippy. HAVE TO. It’s not even a question. And the white bread is for the birds. Wheat all day every day.
Sidenote – His head is legit bigger than a basketball.