April 29, 2013 10:15 AM by Smash
How does that happen? I’m no skidmark expert, but I’d say that’s the makings of a full blown pants shitting experience. And there’s a very good chance they were the result of those Keystone Light’s he’s got up there.
If there’s one thing I took away from my high school health class, it was the wise words of “wipe til it’s white.” Those are words to live and die by. Remember that one kids. Thank your Uncle Smash later.