Time Machine “Invented” in Iran


April 15, 2013 2:02 PM by Wade Blogs

back-to-the-future-delorean1Huffington Post – An Iranian inventor recently claimed he created a “time machine,” according to reports. But the Internet is skeptical, and with good reason.

The Telegraph caused a stir Wednesday with a story about a young Tehran-based scientist, Ali Razeghi, and an invention he calls “The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine.” Reportedly something of a mad scientist, Razeghi claimed the device, which “easily fits into the size of a personal computer case,” can predict with 98-percent accuracy the future five to eight years of an individual’s life.

So a time machine has finally been made, thank the Lord! I really want to go relive Friday nights spent in my teen years waiting for my parents to go to bed so I can watch porno through the scrambles on the basement TV.
But leave it up to the Iranians to actually get this done. They are more backwards than a pair of pants with the fly zippered up to protect your ass.
I’d only use a time machine to make dumb money, betting on games…investing in stock market…and befriending that ugly duckling that would go on to be a dime after college.

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