April 15, 2013 4:31 PM by Billy Heywood
In between getting my Masters fix, I decided to fuggs through the channels and stumbled upon National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets, and got a big fat chubby seeing Nick Cage solve mysteries and get Aztec or Nazi gold, whatever the fuck it was.
After the blonde chick steals some artifact or 2×4 wood plank thing, we cut to commercial break, and I see this old-timey video pops up of some lumberjack that reminds me of Will Ferrell in Step Brothers.
Anywho, its a Dr. Pepper 10 commercial about a mountain manly man who straight up picks up a huge motherfucking tree trunk and carries it like it aint no thang and says “this will make a mighty fine canoe.”
I was so fucking hyped after seeing these that I galloped to YouTube and starting searching for these commercials and apparently theres one with his Dr. Pepper 10 fetching hawk named “Gary”
and the long commercial, called I don’t know what, but I’m calling it “Bark:”
Keep doin’ you Dr. Pepper marketing squad, nailin’ the commercial game inside and out.