April 11, 2013 11:31 AM by Smash
My buddy sent this over to me and I thought it was a joke. I really thought it was one of those “let’s make it look real but everyone will know it’s fake.” Wrong. It’s Major League Combat and it’s a real fucking thing (at least I think it is).
Just from watching this video, it looks like you have to juggle your sticks all while making sure no one else fucks with yours WHILE you try to fuck with theirs. Essentially, I think you want to make it from one side of the…court? to the other without losing your sticks. No goalie or anything, just go from one side to the other.
I don’t know how scoring works but all I know is this is the most absurd thing I have ever seen. The more times I watch it the more it has to be fake. No fucking chance they actually have announcers for this shit. Also, ESPN banners? Nice try. They won’t even show the NHL. I don’t think they’d be sponsoring your juggling competition. Not only that but where is this played? It looks like an abandoned warehouse.
Well if it’s real: it’s the dumbest sport I have ever seen. If it’s fake: it’s still the dumbest sport I have ever seen and I just hate you more for even creating this. In the end…I’m going fake. MLC..fake all day.