April 9, 2013 3:15 PM by Wade Blogs
So I am standing there this morning, waiting for the red line on this shitty day in Chicagoland. This crazy ass bum is just reciting lyrics from the Temptations and poems to women and metrosexual dudes when he drops this line…
“A kiss will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak.”
By God this was a stroke of genius! A play on words that painted a picture like Michelangelo. It took me a second to think of it and I’m sure this is what he meant. If he didn’t, well then, I’m keeping this version. Way better.
He also dropped a B2K reference so you know he had all his faculties til at least 2003.
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