April 4, 2013 2:02 PM by Wade Blogs
NewportPatch – A Newport woman was charged with driving under the influence after she allegedly got into an accident with two other vehicles early Tuesday morning. No injuries were reported.
Around 1:55 a.m. police were dispatched to Carey Street for a report of an accident and found 30 year-old Heather Gardner, of 27 Vaughan Avenue, in the drivers seat of a Jeep Wrangler that had significant damage to the front, said police. When police asked if she was injured she allegedly responded “You have to understand, I just want to cuddle.” She also stated that she was okay, but she was “in a place that she shouldn’t be,” said police.
Police reported her eyes were bloodshot and watery and she smelled of alcohol.
This story just made my day. A woman’s love to cuddle has no boundaries and no limits, remember that gentlemen. If they want to lay next to you and then some so bad they will find a way to get you.