If Anyone’s in the Market for a Picture of Someone’s Cheating Ex, You’re in Luck


April 1, 2013 10:15 AM by Smash

Photo of My Cheating ExSo this is awkward huh? Could it be an April Fool’s joke? Absolutely. But to just toss someone’s d on eBay would be a VERY aggressive “joke.” Here’s the rundown of what happened:

You are bidding on an 8 by 10 glossy photo of my scumbag ex boyfriend Eric Freda from Hopatcong NJ.

I found this photo on his phone along with several messages to another girl asking her to meet him on a date.

I decided to share it. I hope you pass this on. He’s also on Facebook. Feel free to let him know what a slimeball he is!

Thank you for your time and thanks for bidding.

100 percent of this auction’s proceeds will go to charity.  It is probably the best thing Eric ever did for anybody, aside himself.

My biggest question here is: has any woman in the history of women ever been turned on by a flaccid penis? No way right? Just a floppy piece of flesh chillin there. Another question in the straightest way possible is why is he even taking the picture while completely soft? Wouldn’t you want to at least fluff that thing up a bit. Maybe even go fully torqued.

Does eBay take this posting down? I mean it does have a dick in it but it’s also for a good cause…we’ve got a real catch 22 on our hands here folks.

Is it gay of me if I bid on it? I’m just trying to help Bright Pink. Feel like I’ve got a once in a lifetime opportunity here.

Well if you’re into small, flaccid penis’ or good causes, here’s the actual eBay page. It’ll probably get taken down too so if that’s the case, don’t you worry. Uncle Smash obviously has a picture of the entire page. You’re welcome, sickos.

Sidenote – How do you cheat on someone whose username is”sexyladytime2011?” Bonehead play, Eric.

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