Apparently the Apollo 10 Crew Had to Play “Dodge the Turd”

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April 1, 2013 12:44 PM by Smash

Apollo 10 Poop LogI don’t know if it’s because I’m extremely immature, it’s a poop joke, or all of the above but I was laughing like a little school girl reading this. Tried reading it out loud to someone and couldn’t finish a sentence.

These are the types of things I wonder about. “How do astronauts dump when there’s no gravity?” Well apparently it’s risky. A big ol’ turd floating through the air like it ain’t no thang. Astronauts going all Matrix in there to avoid receiving the worst dirty sanchez in the history of dirty sanchez’s.

The icing on the cake is the closing out with “God almighty.” I kind of picture it being said like “mother of God” in Super Troopers. Straight face and in utter shock. Hopefully they wrangled that turd before it caused any physical or mental harm.

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