March 29, 2013 12:46 PM by Billy Heywood
Shout out to all Christians celebrating Good Friday this year. Usually normal people get a half day at work and go to 3pm mass, but this Filipino Ruben Enaje makes suffering on the cross a yearly routine. Thanks for making us look bad Rueben! Just kidding, but I have to give it to Rueben. For the past 27 years hes been volunteering to walk in the footsteps of Jesus’ crucifixion.
But on a serious note, how devoted must you be to get (fake) crucified every Good Friday? I mean I follow my religion like a regular guy, but Rueben sets the tone for all Christians out there. Every Good Friday he carrys the cross, gets beaten with real whips, and then a bunch of Manny Pacquiao’s cousins nail him to the cross. With real nails, and real hammers.
Reuben, thanks to your unbreakable faith and tireless devotion to Jesus Christ and all he stands for, you’re my guy.
Sidenote – I must have misspelled “crucifixion” 11 different ways…Whaddup auto-correct!