March 20, 2013 12:43 PM by Smash
Does a better chair exist in the world? You can offer me a 24 karat gold throne and I’d still choose this chair over anything. First of all, those dispensing systems are such a game changer. Quick, perfect pour every time. Secondly, That chair looks comfy as fuck. Even without the hidden gem it’s a quality chair.
Obviously there are a couple big downsides: you’d constantly be filling beers up for people and you’d have to eventually get up to piss. Toss the leg rest on that and there’s a very good chance I’m pissing my pants instead of getting up. No matter what you do, that seat will be stolen once your asscheeks lift from it.
Regardless, it’s the perfect chair. There would be a 1000% chance I’d become a raging alcoholic and a fat ass if I had this but hey, sometimes you have to make sacrifices in life and accept the choices you make.
Sidenote – Why did they feel the need to make it like he didn’t even know that was in there? “Hang on! Let me get this!” It’s not like you just saw Bigfoot roaming the woods bud. Just fucking film it. Touché, Th3Tr3mors…touché.