To Do or Not to Do – The Midnight Flush

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March 19, 2013 2:02 PM by Wade Blogs

Screen Shot 2013-03-19 at 1.14.56 PMWe all have to go to the bathroom at some point or another throughout the course of the day. Some bladders are stronger than others but lets face it…when ya got to go ya got to go. Sure bathroom etiquette is always a thing to be debated but this one really has no clear answer: The midnight flush.

Before you think this is a unique hand in a game of poker, it isn’t. When you drop a deuce or let the main vain drain while the rest of the house is asleep, what do you do? Do you risk waking everyone up with the sound of the flush and aftermath? Do you let it mellow for the next half asleep person to decide? This plagued me whenever I slept over friends houses as a kid, in college when I was living in a dorm and wanted to be considerate to my roommates, and now when I am spending the night with a lady friend. What is the play?  I normally let the yellow mellow and flush down the brown. I’ll admit I’ve pissed in the sink to prevent the noise from being a thing.

What is the play here?  What do you normally do when this sort of thing happens? These are the types of things that keep me up at night.

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