This is the Worst Idea for a Sport I Have Ever Seen


March 15, 2013 9:00 AM by Smash

Everyone is talking about how this is the coolest and best thing. “OH MY GOD! Soccer and cycling together?! No way!!!!”

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen. It’s a terrible idea and it’s also two of my most hated things on this planet. Soccer and people on bicycles.

Soccer is flop city and nothing gets me more excited than seeing a 0-0 tie. THRILLING.

People who are avid bike riders are some of the worst people in the planet. They think they’re cars and they seem to becoming like marathon runners and/or vegetarians. They walk around with their one pant leg up or helmet in hand like it’s a fucking sign of pride. Terrible.

So yeah, it’s a God awful idea. Unless they add spikes to the tires and weapons to beat the shit out of each other with, this shit should die out faster than the XFL. Must be cool being the champion of a fake sport 8 people in the world play.

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