Asians At it Again

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March 8, 2013 10:15 AM by Smash

So that’s how they do it huh? I’m having a bit of a Ron Burgundy moment here. I’m not even mad…I’m impressed. Actually I immediately take that back. I am mad. The amount of Chinese food menus I get in my mailbox in a week is unbelievable and this is clearly what’s been going on.  More stuffing going on in this video than a Sasha Grey movie.

What I really don’t understand is why they don’t realize that no one gets real mail anymore. There’s a reason the Post Office is going bankrupt. Here’s the rundown of mine and everyone else’s mailbox:

– Coupon packets I didn’t ask for

– Food menus (90% Chinese, 10% pizza)

– 1-2 magazine subscriptions

– Your cable company’s biggest competitor trying to lure you in

Now take those things and repeat every week (other than the magazines). Other than ordering shit, I don’t think I’ve gotten a single piece of important mail in the past year. I guess keep stuffing those mailboxes but I don’t think it’s going to make a difference. Your Chinese food and/or dry cleaning can’t be much different than the rest. Sorry.

One thought on “Asians At it Again

  1. Hi! I wanted to let you know I’m nominating your blog for the Liebster award. I’ll be posting an article soon with a link to your blog so you’ll get more followers.

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