March 8, 2013 10:15 AM by Smash
So that’s how they do it huh? I’m having a bit of a Ron Burgundy moment here. I’m not even mad…I’m impressed. Actually I immediately take that back. I am mad. The amount of Chinese food menus I get in my mailbox in a week is unbelievable and this is clearly what’s been going on. More stuffing going on in this video than a Sasha Grey movie.
What I really don’t understand is why they don’t realize that no one gets real mail anymore. There’s a reason the Post Office is going bankrupt. Here’s the rundown of mine and everyone else’s mailbox:
– Coupon packets I didn’t ask for
– Food menus (90% Chinese, 10% pizza)
– 1-2 magazine subscriptions
– Your cable company’s biggest competitor trying to lure you in
Now take those things and repeat every week (other than the magazines). Other than ordering shit, I don’t think I’ve gotten a single piece of important mail in the past year. I guess keep stuffing those mailboxes but I don’t think it’s going to make a difference. Your Chinese food and/or dry cleaning can’t be much different than the rest. Sorry.