March 5, 2013 9:45 AM by Wade Blogs
Boomer and Carton brought up another Steroid Rumor today…
Joe Bisceglie from Dog And Pony Show is tweeting that Alex Rodriquez, Robinson Cano, Curtis Granderson and Ryan Braun may face a 50 game suspension because of PEDs. We have all heard this rumor before in someway or another. Arod is a waste case and I won’t waste more than a sentence on him. The Robbie Cano smear campaign to lessen his value is in full effect, yes I am a conspiracy theorist. Granderson? Would anyone care if he did PEDs if he didn’t play for the Yankees? Ryan Braun, he is linked to more steroid cases than any other active player but some how gets out of it all the time. Ryan Braun is like the Danny Ocean of the MLB.
Parole Board Member #1: Mr Ocean, the purpose of this hearing is to determine, whether, if released, you are likely to break the law again. While this was your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never charged, in over a dozen other confidence tricks and frauds. What can you tell us about those?
Danny: As you say, ma’am, I was never charged.
Parole Board Member #2: Mr Ocean, what we’re trying to find out is was there a reason you chose to commit this crime, or was there a reason you simply got caught this time.
Danny: My wife left me. I was upset. I fell into a self-destructive pattern.
Parole Board Member #3: If released, is it likely you’d fall back into a similar pattern?
Danny: She already left me once. I don’t think she’d do it again just for kicks.