February 22, 2013 9:00 AM by Billy Heywood
The Los Angeles Times – Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are splitting up after more than eight years of marriage.
The actors have called it quits, though it was unclear if they have officially filed for divorce.
“Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage,” their reps first told Us Weekly. The news was also confirmed by the Associated Press.
Oh man oh man! The hottest cougar in the game is free at last. Thank GOD she dumped that gross ass Josh Brolin. But Josh gave us hope. If a slack jaw grinning-dumb ass moron can land one of the hottest cougars in Hollywood, why can’t a regular Joe (not that idiot Historical Joe because he loves dudes wieners in his ass) like Smash or me land her?
So from this moment on, I have started a cougar hunt. Stock up on Brooks Brothers suits, fresh shoes, dope watches and you’ll be in like flynn… and if it all goes well, get ready to be a boy toy and get your dick mushed (…the good kind of mushed).