February 19, 2013 9:00 AM by Smash
Shitting glitter? If that isn’t the universal sign showing that you’ve made it than I don’t know what is. If you’re not shitting gold glitter you must be poor. Might as well join the bums on the street and shit your regular pants with your regular shit. Snooze town.
In all honesty, do people pay $425 for these? Couldn’t you just buy children’s glitter and do
the exact same thing a much better job? Can’t say I’ve ever swallowed glitter but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say yes.
Would I pay $425 for one of these? Absolutely not. Would I take several of these? You bet your ass I would.