We’re Going to Need 5 of These ASAP


February 19, 2013 9:00 AM by Smash

Shit GlitterShitting glitter? If that isn’t the universal sign showing that you’ve made it than I don’t know what is. If you’re not shitting gold glitter you must be poor. Might as well join the bums on the street and shit your regular pants with your regular shit. Snooze town.

In all honesty, do people pay $425 for these? Couldn’t you just buy children’s glitter and do the exact same thing a much better job? Can’t say I’ve ever swallowed glitter but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say yes.

Would I pay $425 for one of these? Absolutely not. Would I take several of these? You bet your ass I would.

2 thoughts on “We’re Going to Need 5 of These ASAP

  1. Someone should invent a cheaper version to sell on the black market. I’d buy it for sure!!!

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