February 15, 2013 10:17 AM by Billy Heywood
Yahoo – Just when it seemed like Detroit Tigers’ ace Justin Verlander’s life was so perfect, alleged girlfriend/confirmed hottie Kate Upton goes on TV and says “I’m single.”
To a Detroit TV station. On Valentine’s Day, no less.
That’s what you get for going to spring training, bro. Out of sight, out of mind.
Woof, sucks to suck Verlander. First you lose the World Series, then the AL Cy Young, now this big tittied freak-show straight up kicks you in the nuts on live tv saying that shes
my girlfriend and not yours single. Tough life guy.
Ha Ha Ha! Chicks like this don’t date losers like you! Maybe next year you big doofus! Hell, she was probably fucking Miguel Cabrera behind the hitting machine all last season. Could explain his random Triple Crown title…or PED’s.
Verlander, you’re an idiot, have fun with your left hand while Kate plows all of BigDongTown USA, population: Not you!