February 14, 2013 10:18 AM by Smash
Let me start off by saying this was going to be a ranking of the top 5 worst Kay and Jared commercials. I had a few in mind but for some reason, finding both companies commercials is a fucking challenge.
But this one is hands down the champion. It’s been airing for a few months now and it somehow gets more painful each time I see it. The fact that it is someone’s job to put their stamp of approval on all these pieces of shit blows my mind.
This is a terrible clip and it’s not even the full thing. You’ve all seen it though. I’m so disappointed the worst line isn’t in there though: “please return your fiance to her upright position!” I was left speechless when I first heard that. I think it even got a rewind. These commercials have ALWAYS been bad but that line just set this one apart from the rest.
Oh, and how bout this fuckin guy?
“HE WENT WHERE?!”
And then the little champagne line? KILL ME.
Sidenote – During my research (by research I mean 3 minutes Googling and YouTubing Jarod and Kay commercials) I kept seeing all those Pandora bracelets. Do normal people wear those? Ugliest things I’ve ever seen. While I remember – the commercial where the chick says the bead is a “red hot love bead” would have made this list.