Wrestling Cut from 2020 Olympics

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February 12, 2013 12:00 PM by Smash

Grapple in the Apple

Yahoo – In a shocking move, the International Olympic Committee voted to drop wrestling from its schedule for the 2020 Games. The unexpected decision was made via secret ballot during a Tuesday meeting in Lausanne, Switzerland where officials were discussing ways to “streamline” the Olympics.

Though many assumed modern pentathlon would get the boot, the committee instead decided to eliminate wrestling, which has roots in the ancient Greece games and has been a part of every modern Olympics since they began in 1896. The vote was completed over several rounds and the final totals were not released to the public.

The first thing I thought of was: Whas is Kurt Angle going to do now? Now I’m not even sure he still “wrestles” in the WWE. I really don’t care either. So much so that I’m not going to Google his name. But what’s his new schtick going to be? He can’t just keep saying he’s an olympic wrestler. Not even gonna be an event anymore brah. It was a good run, Kurt. Time to hang up the leotard.

Thank God they got rid of wrestling though. It is hands down, the gayest sport of earth. I honestly don’t get these guys that defend it and say it’s not gay. Shit, I was talking to someone last week and he said there was a move where you grab the dudes package and flip him over. Totally straight. Tights, bulges, thumbs in buttholes, hands on other guys packages. It all checks out:

Ultra Gay

Thank you to the International Olympic Committee. Now if you want to watch homo-eroticism, you’ll have to go down to your local gay bar. Sorry boys!

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