February 1, 2013 10:15 AM by Wade Blogs
The Moscow Times– President Vladimir Putin’s crusade to raise the country’s birth rate is set to get the support of three powerful voices on its behalf.
A baritone and two tenors, that is.
The stylish trio of Boyz II Men, the most successful R&B group of all time, is coming to Moscow on Feb. 6. The group will perform a selection of their classic and new romantic ballads, hopefully giving Russian men some inspiration ahead of St. Valentine’s Day.
Hold the fucking phone. Vladimir Putin, a manly man and absolute boss in Russia wants to promote the birth rate and he is doing so by having a concert featuring Boyz II Men? Can’t say I hate the idea but I can say that this is just plain funny and will be 1000% awkward. Imagine thousands of white people (not being racist but c’mon how many black Russians have you seen?) trying to vibe to R&B music? There is no amount of Stolichnaya Vodka out there to make this look good to the outside world. And how desperate is Boyz II Men to preform at this concert? Are sales in the US really hurting that bad?
I tip my hat to Putin, trying to get his country’s sex game proper. We are killing babies on the reg over here in the States and he just wants babies on babies on babies.
I really hope they make a album for this “Boyz II Men: Live at Lubyanka (the name of the building where the KGB was headquartered). Sorry bad joke because most people reading this can’t point Russia out on a map let alone know what their version of Langley (USA CIA headquarters) is called.
Sidenote – Boyz II Mean will be on tour this summer with 98 Degrees and New Kids on The Block…I already have my pre-sale code ready. 90’s boy band followings = 2013 MILFS.