Happy Birthday Christian Bale!

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January 30, 2013 4:15 PM by Billy Heywood


Christian Bale turns 39 years young today. He isn’t really just known for being Bruce Wayne. He has been Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, Dickey Eklund in The Fighter (which are two of my favorite movies of all time), John Conner in Terminator: Salvation, and Jack Kelly in Newsies (which is the most underrated musical of all time…no homo…seriously its great, and its a teenage Christian Bale at his finest…ok, no pedo should be more like it) just to name a few.


So Christian, get weird today. Strap on the bat suit, fuck your wife a couple of times today, and hell, buck her in the Bat Mobile! Go nuts…but not too nuts…because we all know too well how crazy you get…

For example…



womp womp

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