January 29, 2013 3:00 PM by Smash
This was just posted on the “People of the CTA” page. If you’re not from Chicago, you probably have no idea what that is. It’s essentially just a collection of fucking GEMS of people riding public trans in Chicago. If you’ve ever used the CTA, even just once, you’ve probably come across someone very similar to this. To say this is uncommon would be the biggest lie on earth.
Back to this guy. He is literally offering his entire life just to get it in. $20, weed, “a bottle,” his momma’s house. “Tonight is your night.” The fact that he is legitimately using the word “fornicate” makes it a million times better. Sometimes you just need to bust a nut.
Worst part of this is you know he went home lonely. Masturbating with his tears, stoned out of his mind, just thinking about finding his dream girl on the bus, ready to fornicate 24/7/365. You keep doing you homie.