January 29, 2013 12:30 PM by Smash
It’s the question everyone asks themselves, but never asks other people. How many days in a row or even just wears in general before you have to give in and wash your jeans? Apparently a lot of people rarely wash them? As in once every 6 months plus? That’s psychotic. Those are 100% the same people who buy $200 pairs of jeans. Never made any sense to me.
Washing jeans blows for a couple reasons: they become stiffer than a virgin at a strip club and they fade like a mother fucker. After a few washes you’re stuck with a pair of jeans that look like you pulled them from your 90’s collection.
I mean do pants really get dirty? Sure your asshole is practically rubbing against them all day but other than that? I don’t think they really do.
So, what it is? How many times can you wear a pair of jeans (or really any pair of pants) before they need to be washed?