This is How You Apply for a Job

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January 24, 2013 9:00 AM by Smash

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If you’re gonna apply for a job, nothing says qualified more printing your “resume” on Tupac watermarked paper. That’s this guys only shot really. Tupac aside, that is hands down the worst resume I have ever seen.

“I Have several sale experiences”

I’m assuming he means he’s gotten a helluva deal at the mall. Not sure if that’s a quality they’re looking for but hey, why not?

Moving down to “extracurricular activities.” Every single word is capitalized. Favorite is now spelled “favourite.” Not to mention, this entire section looks like it came straight off of his Match.com profile. He loves trying new things and would like to learn martial arts some day in the future. Call me crazy, but I have a good feeling he’s REALLY going to enjoy trying martial arts.

Well if it doesn’t work out wherever you applied, shoot that sexy resume over to us. Your grammar is already a million times better than Billy’s.