January 14, 2013 8:15 AM by Smash
Justin Timberlake just released the single “Suit & Tie.” If you somehow haven’t heard, he announced he’d be coming out with a new album this year. First listen, wasn’t sure what I thought about this but then Jay-Z sneaks in and anything he touches is automatically better.
Anyway, that’s beside the point. Way too many guys still associate JT with NSYNC. 99% of those guys haven’t listened to FutureSex/LoveSounds. That album is fucking FIRE. Top to bottom unreal. So obviously this new album will be pure sex. It’s goddamn JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. The guy can basically do no wrong.
Marry my longtime celebrity crush? (Seriously, I can’t even be mad at that.) Check.
Have a major role in one of 2010’s biggest movies? Check.
Put out bangin’ music? Check.
Making songs about putting your dick in a box/all of his SNL skits being hilarious? Check.
So before all you guys drop: “oh you like Justin Timberlake, you must also drink cranberry vodkas and have a vagina!” listen to FutureSex/LoveSounds and get back to me. Jams on jams on jams.
It’s already shaping up to be a good year.