January 9, 2013 9:15 AM by Billy Heywood
Now, before “Historical Joe” gets a boner for my work and tries to rip this post apart, let me just say I don’t think that any of these movies will win any Academy Awards. “Hah you had The Lorax and Lincoln in the same list? Uh this has to be a parody..ahahrhahar.”
Bitch The Lorax was fucking ill, and those were my top ten you cocksucker, when you write a blog you can have your top ten. So suck brick guy, and we all know you’re probably sitting at home reading this while NCIS is playing in the background, while you eat cat food from a can.
Some of these sequels will actually be kick ass because you have Hunger Games: Catching Fire coming as well as Marvel’s “Phase 2” process of its Avenger’s Universe with Iron Man 3 and Thor 2.
However, other sequels coming out in 2013 are coming out for no fucking reason and most likely will not live up to it’s original act, like Anchorman and Anchorman 2. Don’t get me wrong, I loooooooove
the ladies Anchorman, but it does not warrant a sequel…It’s Anchor- MAN! not ANCHOR-MAN2!…Louuuuuuuuuud nooooooooooises!!!!!
10. Thor: The Dark World
9. This is the End
An apocalypse movie about the real life actors playing themselves, the trailer made me wet myself.
8. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Sequel to The Hunger Games…Katnis gets me all hot and bothered with her archery, makes my arrow quiver…hiyo!
7. Zero Dark Thirty
Sequel to District 9, apparently better than it, can’t wait.
5. Pain and Gain
Mark Wahlberg and the Rock…enough said.
4. Gangster Squad
This flick takes place in 1950’s LA. Brolin, Nolte, Gosling, Stone, and Penn make a better front 5 than the Lakers today.
3. Man Of Steel
2. Anchorman: The Legend Continues
Burgandy did it…HIYO. Lets hope it tops the original.
1. Iron Man 3
Don’t like the gold suit, but hell, RDJ nailed it in IM1 and IM2. Kicks off Marvel’s Phase 2 process.
Monsters U, The Great Gatsby, The Wolverine, World War Z, Despicable Me 2, Oz: The Great and Powerful, A Good Day To Die Hard, Kick-Ass 2, Oblivion, The Lone Ranger, The Hangover III
The Jets and Mets sucked in 2012, my office sucked in 2012 everything sucked in 2012, so it can’t get THAT much worse…can it? 2013 is looking up!