December 14, 2012 11:00 AM by Smash
So I’m on the train home and my buddy asks if I’ve seen these commercials. I was very familiar with the lasers one but not so much the other two. I’ve always loved the performance the laser kid gives and thought it was a hilarious commercial. He mentions how good the other two are so naturally, I come home and immediately watch them.
Such underrated commercials it’s not even funny. Let’s start with “Laser Boy.”
You gotta love his passion here. “One beam, OKAY, does A LITTLE BIT OF DAMAGE. Two beams, it’ll make something EXPLODE!” You can’t not laugh at that. Not sure why that face is necessary, but hey, if you’re gonna sell it, sell it. Little man can play on my team any day of the week.
By the way, if the top comment on this video isn’t the most inappropriate comment, I’m not really sure what is:
Moving on to “Tree House”
This kid actually kinda scares me. He knows way too much about how a tv works. Holding wires and shit. I like his thinking here but there’s a good chance he’s making pipe bombs in a few years.
There’s also something about saying “that’s a pain in the buns” in a completely serious face to a group of children that seals the deal here.
And finally, “Grandma”
I like where his head’s at, trying to speed up grandma and shit but newsflash kiddo, taping a cheetah to grandma will slow her down more. She’ll be slower and have A FUCKING CHEETAH ON HER BACK! I mean the guy suggested turbo boosters strapped to her back, obviously the smarter choice here.
I’ve got to hand it to the guy in these. You know he had to work with these kids all day and just shoot the shit with them and ask absurd questions. Call me crazy, but I’d sit down with them in a second. Hilarious ideas firing off all day.
Good work AT&T. I still won’t use your service though.