December 13, 2012 11:33 AM by Smash
Absolute classic. I know it’s not new, but it needs to be posted. Dude thinks he’s just gonna rip a huge tear and gets the surprise of a lifetime.
Best part is this clown in the background throwing up deuces, knowing immediately what just happened, and freezing.
He holds the pose and captain deuces and Molly Ringwald express their concern. “All I smell is poo” could be the best line in Youtube history. 1000% chance that didn’t just ruin that guys tighty whities but his pants too. He’ll be rocking a towel until mom comes to pick him up.
And you know that thing was fueled by Mountain Dew, Dorito’s, and an 18 hour gaming marathon. He figured he’d finally go out in public and this is how he’s rewarded. Ass cheeks punished by a vicious shart. Better luck next time, bud. Shit happens.