Welp, One of My Nightmares Came True…

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December 5, 2012 3:45 PM by Billy Heywood

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According to Yahoo Sports, Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder and ESPN reporter Samantha Steele are engaged. Might as well just go to the George Washington Bridge and swan dive right into the water. The world just lost one of the hottest single ladies ever to grace God’s green earth.

Christian Ponder has it MADE. A b-e-a-Utiful fiance, a young potential playoff caliber team, and the best running back in the game (who may end up being the best running back the NFL has ever seen, and takes a lot of heat off him from defenses). This guy doesn’t have to do much to win games….

1. Hand AP the ball
2. Watch AP score
3. Have the defense hold the other team to less points than you have
4. Win or lose, no one cares because it’s Minnesota
5. Go home and plow one of the hottest girls on the planet
6. Repeat steps 1-5
Ah Christian Ponder I hate you…but dammit I respect you.

I bet when she dirty talks she holds the ESPN microphone while she does it. Ugh such a tease.


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