BonerJamz 2012 Christmas Style

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November 28, 2012 1:45 PM by Billy Heywood

So Smash texts me and asks me to write more Christmas posts. So I thought, deliberated, and debated on the top 10 Christmas songs ever and I just couldnt do that. So without further ado, here is my Christmas playlist, in no particular order. So ya’ll can get your eggnut on and freak around the Christmas tree, maybe get a handy under the mistletoe at your gayass ugly sweaters party…you motherfuckin hipsters. Enjoy!

  • “All I Want for Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey feat. Bieber or Michael Buble
  • “Little Drummer Boy” by Josh Groban
  • “What Child Is This?” by Josh Groban
  • “Drummer Boy” by Justin Bieber ft. Busta Rhymes
  • “White Christmas” by Bing Crosby, TayTay Swift, or Michael Buble feat. Shania Twain
  • “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” by Michael Buble, U2
  • “Cold December Night” by Michael Buble
  • “Last Christmas” by Wham! or TayTay Swift
  • “Christmas Must Be Something More” by TayTay Swift
  • “Jingle Bell Rock” by Bobby Helms (or Linsday Lohan ft. The Plastics…just kidding…)
  • “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” by Bruce Springsteen, Jackson 5
  • “Happy Christmas” by John Lennon and Yoko “Yolo” Ono
  • “Little St. Nick” by The Beach Boys
  • “Feliz Navidad” by Jose Feliciano
  • “Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays” by N*SYNC
  • “Holly Jolly Christmas” by Burl Ives or Michael Buble
  • “Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney
  • “FairyTale of New York” by The Pouges
  • “Baby It’s Cold Outside” by Frank Sinatra
  • “Chipmunk Song” by David Seville
  • “Run Run Rudolph” by Chuck Berry

PS – Justin Bieber is the gayest thing to walk on this earth, even gayer than Elton John. From December to January any songs from Justin Bieber’s Under the Mistletoe is allowed. Once it’s New Year’s Day, Bieber is annihilated from my iTunes for 11 months…

PPS – This playlist is for fresh music. Obviously the original and classics should be on here and if not, you can turn on Kiss (myass) FM and suck brick, so shutcha bitchass up

Notable Songs that were and will be forever left out:

1. “The Chanukah Song” by Adam Sandler
    …it’s not a Christmas song so stop hating, Jewys.
2. “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” by Elmo & Patsy
     …please shut the fuck up and keep listening to z100 and kill yourself.
3. “Christmas Shoes” by Bob Carlisle
     …THEEEEEEE most depressing song ever, in any genre..ever! When I hear this song on,I want to fucking DIE…fuck you, Bob Carlisle.
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