November 26, 2012 11:30 AM by Smash
Weird…why is a giant wooden pig the best alarm clock ever, Smash? Probably because it wakes you up to a perfectly cooked piece of bacon, that’s why!
BOOM! Are you shittin me with this thing? How many awards has this thing won? Has to be over 1 million by now.
Apparently, you just need to toss in a frozen piece of bacon at night and it starts cooking 10 minutes before the alarm goes off. Now that we know how it works, lets throw this out there…
Waking up sucks. I don’t care if you get up at 4am or 4pm. No matter what time of the day it is, when that alarm goes off, you’re fucking miserable. However, knowing you could wake up to a piece of bacon to kick off your day, your quality of life would skyrocket.
Here’s my question: what if I threw in some eggs and cheese with the bacon and could slap it on an English muffin and have a breakfast sandwich ready to rock? That would be the gamechanger and the icing on the cake. Save time, solid breakfast. Done and done. Matty Sallin – lets get this added. I’ll be waiting.