November 22, 2012 10:00 AM by Smash
While everyone was prematurely posting this hit song, I patiently waited to post it today….obviously the best move I’ve made recently.
If she’s not on the biggest float at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade I will have a problem. No way they could possibly exclude her. Firing off the most creative lyrics to date. Name a more clever song. None. Doesn’t exist. That breakdown is fire. Confused her for Twista for a second.
But seriously, have a good Thanksgiving. Stop reading this and go crush some food and family time.
Side note – here’s a much more accurate Thanksgiving song: