November 21, 2012 2:15 PM by Smash
(Okay, not actually this girl but she seems like a bundle of joy, doesn’t she?)
So this girl was playing the classic game Guess Who when she noticed that there are 19 males and only 5 females. Below, she had her scribe write this:
“My name is R______. I am six years old. I think it’s not fair to only have 5 girls in Guess Who and 19 boys. It is not only boys who are important, girls are important too. If grown ups get into thinking that girls are not important they won’t give little girls much care.
“Also if girls want to be a girl in Guess Who they’ll always lose against a boy, and it will be harder for them to win. I am cross about that and if you don’t fix it soon, my mum could throw Guess Who out.
“My mum typed this message but I told her what to say.”
Listen whatever your name is. First off, you don’t play with characters in Guess Who. You pick a random card and you deal with it. You pick your favorite? You’re obviously the worst Guess Who player in the planet and now I know you’re 1 of 5 characters. Strategize before the attack.
Secondly, can women grow mustaches? Well maybe gross ones, but shit. The game would be over immediately if they balanced out the men and the women.
Thirdly (which has absolutely nothing to do with Guess Who) I fucking HATE feminists. They are the worst. Bitch about everything and hate on anything men do. How can that be rewarding? Imagine running into a vegan feminist marathon runner? I’d rather Gigli in Spanish while Rebecca Black’s “Friday” plays on repeat in the background. Nothing worse.
The third reason is really why I would never want to cross paths with this demon child. She will most likely be that said person above and you know what? I just don’t need that in my life.
Side note – I will crush you in Guess Who any day of the week.