September 25, 2012 8:13 PM by Smash
Most people are watching this thinking “Oh my God! That is disgusting, she really needs that, blah, blah, blah.” You know what? She can play on my team any day of the week. Any one with that much passion is okay by me. Sure she’s large and crushing a bacon sundae, but you know what? That’s what this country is missing: FIERY PASSION! You let everyone know how good that sundae is. Scream it from the mountain tops! Call me when you’re ready to join the squad.