September 20, 2012 3:46 AM by Wade Blogs
(Photo unfortunately courteous of SFGate.com)
San Francisco is at it again. One of the most ridiculous cities in the US is retracting its thoughts of letting people walking around the city in the nude. Two years ago they allowed it as a “freedom” and now many of those who supported it are in fact against it.
My take: San Francisco is sofa king cold year round. I’m talking like you better have a few stylish windbreakers/light coats and pairs of pants because let me tell ya, it’s a bit chilly 11 out of 12 months each year. Don’t get me wrong, I love walking around shirtless and I would be frozen in San Fran if I did so and that’s without a shirt. Not to get gross and all but…the cool weather can’t be good for (ahem) your image…
PS – For all of you thinking “Aw shit! But what about all the chicks you would be able to look at naked?!” Newsflash – those chicks would be fat, hairy, and could tell you stories about the Great Depression. No eyes should witness that. NONE.