May 4, 2012 4:14 AM by Smash
I know this has been going on for a long time but I’m just now getting around to bringing it up. Literally every single time there is something that can be commented on on the internet, there is some asshole that just has to be “first!” I have no fucking clue why this is such a big thing. Do they sit there and wait for new shit to be posted, just so they can say they were first? 100% were those dickhead kids who would drop the “last one there is a rotten egg” line then think they won the fucking World Series when they were first. Uhh yeah no shit you won, everyone else walked.
I almost wish we had a comments section, only to see the first dingaling who would do it solely to be an assbag.