April 6, 2012 3:09 AM by Smash
Everyone’s buzzing about Justin Verlander’s pre game meal. If you’re not up on your Taco Bell, the meal consists of: three supreme crunchy tacos (no tomato), one cheesy gordita crunch, and one Mexican pizza (also, no tomatoes…great call). Fucking meal of champions! I don’t care what anyone says, this meal is clearly the reason for Verlander’s success. Dude is crushing life, one crunchy taco at a time. First he’s making commercials with Kate Upton, next he’s taking Twitter by storm. Throw back some Tbell, hit the mound, win Cy Young’s. That’s what champions do…that’s what champions eat.