Does Anybody Have A Better Life Than Justin Verlander?

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April 6, 2012 3:09 AM by Smash

Everyone’s buzzing about Justin Verlander’s pre game meal.  If you’re not up on your Taco Bell, the meal consists of: three supreme crunchy tacos (no tomato), one cheesy gordita crunch, and one Mexican pizza (also, no tomatoes…great call).  Fucking meal of champions!  I don’t care what anyone says, this meal is clearly the reason for Verlander’s success.  Dude is crushing life, one crunchy taco at a time.  First he’s making commercials with Kate Upton, next he’s taking Twitter by storm.  Throw back some Tbell, hit the mound, win Cy Young’s.  That’s what champions do…that’s what champions eat.

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