You’re A Real Asshole If You Like the Toilet Paper "Under" Instead of "Over"

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March 28, 2012 5:13 AM by Smash

This is one of those debates I don’t think I’ll ever understand: do you prefer the toilet paper over or under?  I didn’t even know people ever responded with under.  It makes zero sense.  Under just leads to more toilet paper being used and you know that’s going to come back and bite you in the ass (no pun intended there…seriously).  All those additional squares you pulled off because you had to reach further to cut off the TP and now you’re stuck, shit out of luck (that one was fully intended, but I don’t even think that makes sense).

But really, how can you not want your TP over?  Don’t even give me the “oh I don’t even pay attention when I put it on, I just put it on however.”  Bullshit.  You don’t just put it on however it is.  You make sure it will be over and you keep it that way.  No ifs, ands, or…butts.  Or you could be an even bigger asshole and not even change it when you finish a roll.  Bad look.

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