"What Men and Women Notice on Dates" – Nice Article Yahoo

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March 23, 2012 4:50 AM by Smash

So Match.com via Yahoo had an article with the 5 things men and women notice on dates (not just a clever title, huh?).  Here’s the list:

1. Men say that having gorgeous hair trumps a curvy figure.

2. Guys find pink or red lips more alluring than the sexiest pair of stilettos.

3. Women looking for real relationships are more impressed by traditional love tokens than an expensive ride.

4. Men and women agree: being physically fit makes someone more attractive and relationship-worthy to them.

5. Bad hygiene is a universal turn-off, regardless of what you’re wearing.

What is with these surveys lately?  First the meth survey now this bullshit.  Where the fuck do these people get their info and who are they questioning?!  I’ve included my responses to their ridiculous survey.

1. Men say that having gorgeous hair trumps a curvy figure.

So you’re saying when you see a woman walking down the street, your eyes are going straight to that hair?  Unless you live in West Hollywood there is no fucking way hair takes the cake over curves, also known as, their tits and ass (lets not beat around the bush here, Yahoo already did that).  Literally no fucking way the majority of men said hair is more important than a woman’s body.  Ab-so-fucking-lutely no way.  The question had to have been asked to couples who were standing next to each other while answering.  Only logical reasoning.

2. Guys find pink or red lips more alluring than the sexiest pair of stilettos.

This one is a bit of a toss up.  What are we talking here?  Is this some caked on, grandma type lipstick that just ends up getting all over EVERYTHING?  I’m talking glasses, shirt, face, your own lips?  If that’s the case I’m taking stilettos all day err day.  Those bad boys do wonders for women.  Especially when you’re not one of those guys that are infatuated with a woman’s hair – they turn standard legs and butt into absolute dickwreckers in an instant.

3. Women looking for real relationships are more impressed by traditional love tokens than an expensive ride.

Uhhh, sure, you win this one match.com.

4. Men and women agree: being physically fit makes someone more attractive and relationship-worthy to them.

No. shit.  As long as your don’t have fat hair (yeah I’m still baffled by number 1, relax).

5. Bad hygiene is a universal turn-off, regardless of what you’re wearing.

Thought this should be another no brainer.  Did anyone answer yes?  This would be that answer in fast money on family feud that clinches victory.  99 out of 100 points.  Who the fuck said they like bad hygiene?  Nothing worse than someone who stinks.  Blows my mind how bad some people smell.

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